"A knockout erotic dancer on a printed page"
~ Top novelist Kurt Vonnegut

"Why are You Out Here in The Lobby instead of inside watching The Film?"
~ inimitable Director David Cronenberg


"How did you get back here?"
~uberLyricist Martin L. Gore, backstage at a Cure Concert, Shepherd's Bush, London

"I know that you are not just nuts"
~ pundit Comedian Garry Shandling


"...beautiful..."
~ Superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold


"She's a Fierce Bitch"
~ world class Surfer Keala Kennelly (series regular on John From Cincinnati)


"Have another cocktail!"
~ controversial Writer Irvine Welsh

"I'm glad You had a Nice Time..."
~ Actor Steven Seagal